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Why Should I Care? - part 6 [18 Mar 2009|05:47pm]

sailorptah
Title: Why Should I Care? (6/?)
Series: Strangers With Candy
Pairings: Seamus/OMC; Chuck/Geoffrey
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Language; men in dresses; sexytime.
Beta: stellar_dust
Disclaimer: Follow the link.

Summary: George tries on some new clothes, and Seamus has a couple of epiphanies.

This is Rose's dress. The blue dress looks like this. Previous chapters here.

( 'Does there have to be an insidious motive for everything? Can't a guy just go dress shopping without it being some kind of plot?' )
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Left Unsaid, NC-17, Strangers With Candy, Chuck/Geoffrey [08 Mar 2009|06:00pm]

bipolypesca
My one and only SWC C/G effort:

Title: Left Unsaid
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Drama, angst, hurt/comfort, male/male sex
Summary: After the events of Bully, Geoffrey finds himself at Chuck's and wondering why.

It is on two parts on my LJ. Link to the second at the bottom of the first:

Left Unsaid

Feedback appreciated.

bipolypesca
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Why Should I Care? - part 5 [03 Mar 2009|06:52pm]

sailorptah
Title: Why Should I Care? (5/?)
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Language; Jerri.
Beta: stellar_dust
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: Chuck finds out that Seamus is being taught by his old nemesis; Seamus finds out more than he wants to about Jerri; and George is up to something.

Previous chapters here.

( 'Of course I remember! That woman made my life a living hell for the three years she was in my freshman class!' )
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[20 Feb 2009|01:40am]

indiwise
[ mood | embarrassed ]

Well. Here goes nuthin'.

Nothing fancy, just a little slice o'something.
Author: indiwise

Title? Doesn't really have one

Rating: G

I don't own or even know any of the persons - real or imaginary - as portrayed herein. I'm certainly not making any money, here, so please don't sue me. It's all in good fun.

Whoops. This:

Any similarity between the fictional version of the person portrayed here and the actual person is purely coincidental. This is a work of fiction. This is not an attempt to defame the character of said person on the basis of libel, as the work is FICTIONAL (and NOT an intently false statement created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual character of said person). Any mention of 'Strangers With Candy', any associated entites, or any copywrited material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976, and is not intended to infringe upon any copywrited material.


Despite his upbringing - or, maybe, because of it - Chuck had always loved to dance.

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Five Times Chuck And Stephen Had Sex (Mostly With Each Other) [19 Feb 2009|11:06pm]

sailorptah
Title: Five Times Chuck And Stephen Had Sex (Mostly With Each Other)
Rating: R
Pairings: "Stephen"/OMC, "Stephen"/Chuck, Chuck/Geoffrey
Contents: Sex, language, alcohol, injuries, teacher/student kink, bondage, damaged people damaging each other, obscure 1984 reference

One last Secret Santa prompt from fakenews_fanfic: Chuck/"Stephen", lots of sex.

Five scenes with Chuck and character!Stephen, featuring leather-clad bikers, bar fights, kinky sex, Madame Precious dolls, and a bit of Geoffrey and Seamus.

( It's neat, the way his reflection is moving without him. Stephen can see the top of his own head. He's never gotten to do that before. )
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Why Should I Care? - part 4 [03 Feb 2009|12:08am]

sailorptah
Title: Why Should I Care? (4/?)
Pairings: Seamus/OMC; Chuck/Geoffrey
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Language; Jerri.
Beta: stellar_dust
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use.

Summary: Jerri gives Seamus some advice. Whether he wants it or not.

Previous chapters here.

( 'Ms. Blank, you're trying to seduce me.' )
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[19 Jan 2009|07:16pm]

indiwise
I'm not sure this is allowed here (let me know, and I'll delete if necessary), but, it seemed like the best place to ask. A very talented friend of mine is considering my commission of a Chuck Noblet action figure - no word on a Geoffrey, yet - and she was wondering if anyone else would be interested in one. This would help defray the costs of materials (molds/clay/whatnot).

Here is a great example of her work - all clothing/most accessories/items are pretty much handmade by her - as is the head of the figure and the modifications to the body. Please check it out (and, as always, "sign the guestbook", lol) - and let me know what you all think. Thanks. :)

http://www.earthimmigrant.net/minipeter/meet.html
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Why Should I Care? - part 3 [05 Jan 2009|07:15pm]

sailorptah
Title: Why Should I Care? (3/?)
Series: Strangers With Candy
Pairings: Seamus/OMC; Chuck/Geoffrey
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Continued terrible parenting; hot, ass-thumping sex.
Disclaimer: Follow the yellow brick cut.

Summary: Seamus finally moves out of his mother's house, gets some good sex, and starts classes. Things seemed to be going so well...

Previous chapters can be found here.

( 'I'm drunk,' groaned Seamus when his mouth was free again. 'You're taking advantage of me.' )
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Why Should I Care? - 2 [13 Dec 2008|07:06pm]

sailorptah
Title: Why Should I Care? (2/?)
Series: Strangers With Candy
Pairings: Seamus/OMC; Chuck/Geoffrey
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Alcohol; further terrible parenting; references to hot, ass-thumping sex.

Summary: Seamus continues to have parent issues. His mother's mysteriously intense homophobia, for example.

( 'It's been so long since Seamus has introduced me to any of his friends. Anything that gets him cooking is all right with me. It's taking him so long to find a nice girl who will take care of those things.' )
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Why Should I Care? [28 Nov 2008|12:20am]

sailorptah
Title: Why Should I Care? (1/?)
Pairings: Seamus/OMC; Chuck/Geoffrey (implied)
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Some creepy-predator vibes; crossdressing; terrible, terrible parenting; references to hot, ass-thumping sex. Not necessarily in that order.

A couple of people asked about the events between #4 and #5 of Five Times Seamus Noblet Spent With His Father. So, ah, here are some of them.

Seamus-centric (obviously), but Chuck has a big role, and there will be other familiar faces showing up in future chapters.

( Seamus balanced the covered pan on one hip, dug out his spare key, and let himself in. Dad was probably wrapped up in grading papers, or something. )
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Dancing Gif [23 Nov 2008|07:58pm]

jennilee
Hello everyone, I'm new here! Not new to Stephen, but fairly new to SWC. I watched a couple episodes years ago but recently have seen a few more since The Comedy Network has all three seasons up for the viewing pleasure of Canadians.

My OTP is Jon/Stephen but I have a soft spot C/G now that I'm catching up. Today I watched The Last Trip, the finale of the first season. I'm pretty sure I saw this episode before but I don't remember seeing Chuck and Geoffrey dance in the credits!

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I also have a request; please rec me your favourite C/G fics!
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Fanmix - Tell Me Why [25 Oct 2008|02:47am]

winged_mammal
Title: Tell Me Why - A Chuck/Geoffrey Mix
Rating: PG-13 for mentions of sexxins, and I think there's some language, but I can't remember
Series: Strangers With Candy
Pairing: Chuck/Geoffrey (because the title wasn't obvious or anything)
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.




This way to my journal for art, notes, and the download.

x-posted to fakenews_fanfic. sorry for any flist spamming.
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I knew it [12 Sep 2008|04:49pm]

kayla_m_carter
[ mood | accomplished ]


Title: I knew it
Pairing: Chuck/Geoffrey
Rating: NC-17
Word count:1329
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
 
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Pairing: Chuck/Geoffrey
Rating: NC-17
Word count:1329
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
 
                She waited in the chair by the front door with all the lights off. She was waiting for him to come home. It wasn’t like she didn’t suspect something was going on between them but she just wanted to be completely sure before she confronted him about it, and now she was sure, she was more than sure she had seen it with her own eyes that was all the proof that she needed. 
He thought she was asleep when he had left but she wasn’t. The night had ended with the same short conversation. “Will we be having sex tonight?”   “No”   “Alrighty then”   She had only started saying no when one night they were making love and he had screamed another’s name, at first she had thought she imagined it but she hadn’t it was very real. So one night she had pretended to sleep, she overheard the phone conversation and waited for him to leave then she followed him. When they had met the other had tried to get a kiss and was rejected but only for a moment, when he was sure no one was in the park that late at night he had given in to the other and they shared a very real and a very passionate kiss. She started to feel sick to her stomach, but when they walked off hand in hand she felt compelled to continue to follow so she did. What she had witnessed was heartbreaking she almost wished it had been a really bad dream or that she hadn’t followed them at all.
But now she knew the truth so she went home and waited for the next time he was to sneak out. So there she was waiting for her cheating husband, her husband whom she had a child with, her husband who she had loved, her very obviously gay husband.
Finally” He thought as he heard his wife snoring he had slowly gotten out of bed and had dressed and grabbed his phone and dialed his number to confirm they were going to meet. Once out of the house he breathed a sigh of relief. The walk to the park was very quiet and it seemed like it was taking forever because he really really couldn’t wait to sink his hands into that soft curly hair or to kiss those pillowy lips. Otherwise the walk was quiet enjoyable.
He was there finally and there was Geoffrey waiting on the bench for him like usual.
“Chuck” Geoffrey said as he approached and leaned in to kiss him but was stopped by chuck’s paranoia.
“OK” Chuck said and smiled as he leaned and brushed Geoffrey’s lips with his own running his hands in the other mans hair deepening the kiss he parted his lips and let his tongue run along Geoffrey’s lips until he complied and allowed him entrance into his mouth both tongues danced together until they had to part for air.
“Umm..Do you wanna get outta here?”
“Thought you would never ask”
The two men walked  hand in hand to their secret spot. Once there Chuck could no longer contain himself he pushed Geoffrey against the wall and assaulted his neck and collar bone and he attempted to unbutton the mans shirt, a couple seconds later he gave up and just ripped the shirt off him exposing his well defined Pecs and washboard abs. He stopped only a second to admire his lover and continued the assault down Geoffrey’s chest and stomach only stopping to tease a nipple or to plant kisses in random places along his torso.  
Geoffrey was immersed in pleasure as his lover basically attacked him. He knew where chuck was going and he liked the idea and planned on reciprocating.
He continued down tugging at the others pants and boxers until they were both discarded somewhere in a pile of ever growing clothing. He kept going down kissing a line from his hip to his inner thigh playfully nipping at him along the way making Geoffrey whimper in anticipation and pleasure. Chuck hadn’t even touched Geoffrey’s ever growing erection yet he was still hard as ever. Chuck kissed around it letting his tongue slip out and brush against Geoffrey’s balls this made his buck his hips slightly and moan in anticipation as to what was to come. Finally after a couple minutes of torture Chuck finally kissed the head tasting his sweet pre-cum on his lips then he took the head into his mouth as he twirled his tongue around, hearing moans and some explicit language from Geoffrey he continued now taking Geoffrey length in his mouth bobbing his head as Geoffrey thrust into his mouth simultaneously. Chuck Held his bucking hips down with one hand and shed his own pants with the other grabbing a hold of his too throbbing cock and using his pre-cum to slicken himself up. He could tell Geoffrey was getting close he had closed his eyes and put his hand on the back of Chuck’s head.
 He discontinued what he was doing and reached into his pants for the lube and a condom he used a generous amount on his fingers and slid one then two into Geoffrey’s puckered hole. Geoffrey gasped then slightly moaning. That’s what he was waiting for he slid the condom on and generously lubed himself up, he lifted Geoffrey’s legs and slowly entered him thrusting very slowly at first then quickening his speed as he leaned down and kissed Geoffrey’s chest and bit at his nipples.
Almost too soon Geoffrey was on the edge of orgasm and so was chuck. They both reached their peek together and chuck almost collapsed on top of Geoffrey giving him a sweet and passionate kiss.
“I Love you” Chuck whispered into his ear “I love you too” Geoffrey whispered back, it wasn’t very often that chuck said it so Geoffrey relished in this moment. Chuck had even surprised him by wrapping his arm around him and cuddling with him, which he almost never admitted to liking.
About twenty minutes later they were both dressed and heading back to their homes they gave each other a quick kiss and headed off in separate directions.  Both wondering how it would be if they could be together out in the open.
Chuck opened the front door and locked it behind him going to take his jacket off he felt as though someone was watching him.
“Hello?” he whispered
“Hello Charles” Claire said accusingly as she flipped the light on
“Ummm….Hi *oh god what’s her name*” Chuck went blank as his wife looked at him expectantly
“Claire? Does that ring a bell Chuck!” she had to remind him of her name this Geoffrey really had this effect on him?
“ Of course it does your Claire my wife”
“Yeah well not anymore, I’m Claire your ex-wife. Have fun with your little boy toy Charles I’m leaving you Seamus and I are leaving first thing tomorrow but you are not staying here tonight so get out, after tomorrow it’s all yours” She stated walking back to bed
“Fair enough” Chuck said as he walked out the door surprisingly he was crying, not because of his wife but because he was so happy they could finally be together without having to go around what’s her names back . He reached for his phone and dialed Geoffrey’s number as he walked toward his apartment .
“Hello?’
“Hey Geoffrey It’s Chuck.”
 
 
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Drabble: The 28th Amendment Comes to Flatpoint [05 Sep 2008|12:34am]

sailorptah
Title: The 28th Amendment Gospel of Jesus, or something Comes To Flatpoint
Series: Strangers With Candy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Sexytalk; a couple of bad words.
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

A drabble. Does exactly what it says on the tin.

(I botched the reference in the title, but this is supposed to refer to the shared universe, more of which is found in fakenews_fanfic, which started from the line 'The only way straight people could be threatened by same-sex marriage would be if it were mandatory.')

( Whatever-it-is comes to Flatpoint. )
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Hi! [10 Aug 2008|11:07pm]

auragoth
[ mood | amused ]

Hi! I've been lurking around this comm for a while and I finally decided to join and say hello! Well, I have a delicious vid to share between Stephen and Paul. It's not Strangers with Candy so feel free to yell at me if I shouldn't post it here, but I have a feeling you guys will like it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwZvcTqdIqM&NR=1

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Five Times Seamus Noblet Spent With His Father [22 Jul 2008|12:06am]

sailorptah
Title: Five Times Seamus Noblet Spent With His Father
Pairings: Chuck/Geoffrey, Seamus/OC
Rating: Through PG-13
Warnings: Terrible, terrible parenting; references to hot, ass-thumping sex.
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: There was a prompt to write about kids, and I wanted to write about Seamus Noblet. Trouble is, he only appears in one brief scene in the movie, and not at all in the TV series (although there's Chuck shouts at him offscreen in "To Love, Honor, and Pretend"). This is not a lot to go on.

So this is pretty much a Chuck fic, disguised as a Seamus fic.

( 'Fine! Fine!' exclaims Daddy, in a high and squeaky voice. 'Everything's A-OK. Why should I care? I'm married.' )
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Fic: That's Amore [15 Jul 2008|05:42am]

cutthroatpixie
Title: That's Amore
Fandom: Strangers with Candy
Pairing: Chuck/Clair, Chuck/Geoffrey
Word Count: 400
Rating: PG-13
Note: Written for warmdarkwoman, who said Chuck/Geoffrey. Chuck thinks of Georffrey while having sex with his wife.
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A Crazy Comparison [07 Jul 2008|07:28pm]

tigris18
[ mood | weird ]

Hey everybody in the boy's room!

I had the craziest realization last night while I was watching Brokeback Mountain. I realized that the personalities of Chuck and Geoffrey and their complicated relationship is quite similar to Ennis and Jack and their relationship. Think I'm crazy? Come to my Journal and read my arguments, if you wish.

Oh, if Stephen were to hear any of this, he'll have my head, for sure! =D

 

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More Chuck artwork [27 Jun 2008|12:54am]

sailorptah
Three pictures of Chuck, with matching icons:



( Follow the fake cut for the art! )
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Art: Geoffrey, Chuck, and Seamus [23 Jun 2008|09:25pm]

sailorptah
Hello, all!

I'm very late to the SWC party, I know. But I come bearing art, so hopefully that makes up for it.

Title: Strawberry Cheesecake
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of Comedy Central and the creators of Strangers With Candy. Used without permission.

( Sharing a strawberry cheesecake at three AM. )

It even comes with a bonus icon:


Title: Really Good Ice Cream, Mark III
Rating: Again with the G
Disclaimer: See above.

Based on the extended deleted movie scene in which a slightly panicky Chuck attempts to distract him with ice cream. Claire does not approve, which gives Chuck the opportunity to turn her into the bad guy - probably a rarity, since it's implied elsewhere that Chuck yells at Seamus a lot.

( Still, I figure these two must have happy moments sometimes. )
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