Pairings: Seamus/OMC; Chuck/Geoffrey; Jon/"Stephen"
Contents: Copious swearing; violence, injuries; Chuck and Geoffrey's crushing dysfunction; "it's not a cold sore! I bumped my lip on a biscuit!"
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.
Summary: Chuck meets George meets Geoffrey meets Seamus. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
Previous chapters here.
( 'You hear that, Chuck? They're getting married! Isn't that sweet? And romantic? Hint, hint?' )