Pairings: Seamus/OMC; Chuck/Geoffrey; Jon/"Stephen"
Contents: Mild swearing, allusions to steamy stuff
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Summary: In which Seamus keeps talking to parents; several Colberts point cooking utensils at him; and George (and America) have a birthday party.
Previous chapters here.
( 'I know about cheating, young man. I used to be something of an expert at it.' )