Series: Strangers With Candy
Pairings: Seamus/OMC; Chuck/Geoffrey
Contents: Language; sickness and health; alcoholism and other destructive impulses; fabulous, fabulous dresses.
Summary: Seamus comes perilously close to actually acting on his Secret Shameful Desire.
Every time a chapter like this comes up, I lose a few hours googling formal dresses. The green one looks something like this.
Previous chapters here.
( 'You can't unfry things.' )